Here's proof that we are about this far (my thumb and forefinger are about 1 inch apart) from actually worshipping Elvis as a god. I predict a church with worshippers within 20 years, if it hasn't happened already. And John Lennon got in trouble for saying the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. Face it folks, Elvis is as dead as barbeque beef jerky and he ain't coming back, in body OR spirit.

It seems to me that if you were to take your average Friends script, but have the actors play it with southern accents and a couple of blacked out teeth, you'd have a totally different point of view about the show. I mean, the way these people swap around with each oher and have babies that are conveniently forgotten, you have the makings of some really disturbing low-life comedy. The fact that the Friends people are young, pretty, and hang around in a coffee shop doesn't mean that, deep down, they're not prime candidates for the next hillbilly sister-swap episode of Jerry Springer.